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The Ingredients For Viagra

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:11:27 +0000

It took awhile, but I knew they would eventually release the ingredients for (in) Viagra! Here they are:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

Viagra Switch Plate

Sat, 15 Jan 2011 15:27:34 +0000

I’m sure that you have seen many different interesting pharmaceutical advertising techniques in doctor’s offices, but this one probably deserves a special prize:

The joke is, “If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your ERECTRICIAN.“

Guess Where This Is …

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:48:25 +0000

… yep, you got it right, it’s the U.S. HQ for Viagra!

The Thoughtful Wife’s Birthday Gift

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:39:48 +0000

Two old guys sat on a park bench talking.

One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. My wife gave me an SUV.”

Other guy said, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine that, an SUV eh! What a great gift!”

First guy, “Yep. Socks, Underwear and VIAGRA!”

Viagra Advertising Slogans

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:07:47 +0000

The boss of a popular advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When all the staff had gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the stressed out employees that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: VIAGRA ADVERTISING SLOGANS.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were however acceptable.

About ten minutes later, everyone turned in their suggestions, and created a Top 10 List of Viagra advertising slogans. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

THE UNANIMOUS #1 SLOGAN WAS:
This is your pee-pee. This is your pee-pee on VIAGRA.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance … share this with someone!

Who Stole The Viagra??

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:35:31 +0000

This bottle of Viagra was full just a few days ago. What’s going on around here? Can you tell?

Viagra Plant

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:09:29 +0000

This interesting cactus plant specimen is said to be called “Saguaros Viagras Erectus”, aka THE VIAGRA PLANT.

Viagra vs. Rogaine

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:21:59 +0000

Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction, while Rogaine is used to treat hair loss. The cartoon below features a patient with a somewhat unique problem. His Doctor wonders if he’s been using the Viagra where he should have been using the Rogaine and vice versa