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Two old guys sat on a park bench talking.

One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. My wife gave me an SUV.”

Other guy said, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine that, an SUV eh! What a great gift!”

First guy, “Yep. Socks, Underwear and VIAGRA!”

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An animal shelter in New York is reportedly soliciting donations of Viagra at this time, in order for it to be used to treat a pit bull with a heart condition. According to staff at the Little Shelter Animal Rescue and Adoption Center in Huntington, Long Island, a six year old pit bull called ‘Ingrid’ needs two Viagra pills every day, or she will risk heart failure. They report that this was the advice of a Veterinarian.

Viagra pills are expensive, costing approximately $10 each, thus, the shelter has been asking Viagra users to donate any unused pills they may have. One lady reportedly donated her husband’s entire stash of Viagra, as she suspected that he had been having an affair.