The boss of a popular advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When all the staff had gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the stressed out employees that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: VIAGRA ADVERTISING SLOGANS.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were however acceptable.
About ten minutes later, everyone turned in their suggestions, and created a Top 10 List of Viagra advertising slogans. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
THE UNANIMOUS #1 SLOGAN WAS:
This is your pee-pee. This is your pee-pee on VIAGRA.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance … share this with someone!
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